I recently moved to London... hint enough?

Mr Tom!

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Who do you think I am?

I'm not good with guesses, and seeing as you could be one of about 6'000'000'000 or so possible people in the world I wouldn't know where to start! Clue perhaps?

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If you were me... where would you live?

Well you're an anonymous, non-descript set of pixels in my inbox. So I guess I'd live amongst all the other one's and zero's circulating around the world!

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no... it got lost because the jungle's massive...

Oh well, I'm sure the lion was ok in the end.

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Why did the lion get lost?

No sat nav? No map? No eyes so it can't see where it's going?

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Haha, Chris... the fifth son is called Larry. Because at the beginning of the question it said "Larry's father"... get it? :}

Yes I do get it, thankyou =P

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Larry's father has five sons named Ten, Twenty, Thirty, Forty...Guess what would be the name of the fifth?

Interesting question! I would say if he was sticking to a sequence he'd probably call the fifth one Fifty, I mean after all who would call their son Zero? A very demeaning name. But for all I know this is a clever ruse and the fifth son's name is completely unrelated! Like Steve...or Jimbo.

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